Contrary to common belief, stock photography was created by
a team of pristine assholes for the sole purpose of making you feel like dick
about yourself. Descendants of this group live on today as trolls in parenting
forums, people who insist on putting toilet paper rolls on the wrong way, citizens
who enjoy blocking entire aisles with their shopping cart, and slow drivers in
the fast lane.
Because I’ve got my fuck all britches on today, I thought I’d
make myself feel better in a healthy, constructive way – by making fun of this picture.
