This post is sponsored by Evite.
Hold onto your peppermint
schnapps-filled bra flasks, ladies, because A Bad Moms Christmas, the sequel to
the mom’s anthem of movies, Bad Moms, is coming out in December and we need
this. Holy common core, do we need this. So, what does it mean to be a “bad
mom” during the holidays even? These days, it can mean opting to not play with Lucifer’s doll, aka an Elf
on the Shelf, in the middle of the night by making it poop Hershey Kisses in
order to delight one’s children. But, if you need other examples of ways you’re
robbing your children of seasonal magic and wonderment, Pinterest has them in
the thousands.
In the days leading up to Christmas,
there are always ample opportunities to festively fuck up, and in anticipation
of A Bad Moms Christmas, I started thinking about my own “bad mom” moments, of
which there are plenty.
